Friday, 30 November 2012

Alliterated Christmas Poem

C-list sick-making celebrities turning on Christmas lights,

Troubled, terrified turkey's fearing for their life,

Box of broken, derelict decorations 

Dangle un-apologetically on pathetic plastic tree,

Same old saturated special sitcoms on the TV,

Socks and scarves and soaps and scented candles,

Double dinners, diabolical desserts and Dr bloody Who,

Realising repeatedly that you don't like mulled wine. 

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